especially when you can get the J on a triple letter score and play an s off another word. But then you remember that Jesus is a proper noun and you have to settle for jess.
Jesus may walk water, but he can’t walk a scrabble board.
I hope I get reincarnated as Emo Philips.
A moment of silence for the sorry souls who purchase their sex toys at the 99 cents store…
I never come home from the used book store disappointed…
Now only if I could read books as fast as I buy them.
